Santo's Karma

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2008-08-05T15:33:00.000-06:00

Yankee Stadium and Yankee Fans

2008-07-29T12:29:00.005-06:00

We we're there less then then a week before the All Star Game and it was a pit. They ran out of beer and hot dogs in the upper deck before first pitch and were unable to resupply before the third. Navigating the concourse was a third world experience and the entire place was full of yankee fans...

"You have a son in the crowd."

Five Dollar Dogs and Six Buck Cokes

2008-07-20T18:45:00.000-06:00

2008-05-04T08:59:00.001-06:00

i can only assume...

2008-05-03T23:03:00.005-06:00

this urinal, just outside of the Cubs' dugout, is where Moises Alou did most of in-season callus building. i imagine due to the unfortunate placement of the spigot, below and off to the left of the urinal, that the grounds crew also have piss tough paws..

the Last Locker of Turnbow!

2008-05-03T22:07:00.003-06:00

Among the ghosts of Ruth, Robinson and Clemente we visited today in the visitor's clubhouse of Wrigley Field was the momentary altar of Derrick Turnbow. Released in actuality, here paused a major league baseball player. In my best case childhood fantasies, Turnbow's career most resembles my own. more to come from the walking tour of Wrigley soon.

Happy 25th anniversary!

2008-04-28T08:41:00.005-06:00

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Anyone who has ever wondered what it's like to bed Jose Canseco needs to read this. Without a doubt, the finest Canseco related words ever scribbled.

Towson Tigers...

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get a 3 seed at the NCRHA Nationals 2008. Go Tigers!

It seems two birthday celebrations in a week...

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is too many for the Orthodox Caveman setup man, Al Reyes. Careful, terracotta will fuck your shit up. Turns out, that wasn't the hardest he's been hit this month.

**Update** I found an Al Reyes birthday party simulator online!

Some excellent Ozzie...

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I saw this movie...

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while fighting a fever in Mexico. At the time, i believed it a divine hallucination of Mayan Gods calling me to greatness. I then came to know it as "SANTO & BLUE DEMON VS LOS MONSTRUOS"! Now, i realize there has been a cartoon network show about him, somewhat to my disappointment.

There are so many tremendous and beautiful things in this world we will never see.

And so many of them are named "Santo".

At his own request, Santo was buried in his mask.

A great gift...

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for you all!

Some nice wiffle knucklers

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Baseball Boogie!

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Felix Pie's

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Testicular Torsion!

On nightstands all across Germany!

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also coming soon to theaters everywhere...

Upon finding out Shawon Dunston only received one HOF vote...

2008-01-09T12:17:00.000-06:00

Tori Amos hates you face sent me this:

"set the Shawon-O-Meter to heartbroken."

Without a doubt...

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my new favorite player.

Poop on Grass.

2007-07-26T13:15:00.000-06:00

The Moes highly recommend

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Fred Dryer, in their most recent Roto Arcade!

Baseball

2007-04-29T20:11:00.000-06:00

That was really hard that the cubs didn't play today-huh?

2007-04-22T08:18:00.000-06:00

Happy Birthday Tom!

I'm not sure how one Bartolos...

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but the Moes write about it with great anticipation here. When I open my restaurant, I'm going to serve BartoLoins.

Moevalanche!

2007-04-05T08:06:00.000-06:00

HERE. and here.

Robo Arcade!

2007-04-03T08:20:00.000-06:00

The Moes' new feature, where he chronicles the bloody take over attempt of professional baseball by robots and the resistance that stands against them. Things get real interesting when the robots cut off all new HGH in lines and Selig must make a plea to Bary Bonds for use of his secret stash to keep from losing the war. Oops, sorry, it's "ROTO Arcade" and it is his new fantasy baseball advice column.

What about the voice of Geddy Lee? How did it get so high?

2007-04-01T17:22:00.000-06:00

Hey, turns out that's Geddy Lee on bass in the ESPN Kruk Loaf fantasy baseball commercial.

I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?

Let the Year of el Carolina Bison begin!!!

2007-04-01T13:10:00.000-06:00

Opening Night.

Moes...

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talk tough and tears.

READ about a draft wide conspiracy to stop ME...

2007-03-23T16:10:00.000-06:00

...and other fantasy baseball impossibilities, in Moe's newest offering.

Dempster a ninja?

2007-03-22T19:50:00.000-06:00

Dempster a liar?

Either way, it appears Henry Blanco and his open hand punches present little threat to Dempster.

Hey, buy Manny's grill.

2007-03-20T21:46:00.000-06:00

cheap.

**updated**- Not actually Manny's grill... he's hawking it for a neighbor.

Mo' MOE!

2007-03-20T21:27:00.000-06:00

The Moes talk about scary positions.

The Flaming Moes'...

2007-03-17T16:26:00.000-06:00

newest cre ation.

Moe's new gig...

2007-03-13T22:29:00.000-06:00

...but does he want to win so badly he would lead the nation astray?

And people were shocked when Alou peed on his hands...

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Maddux?

"Maddux? For a guy with a CPA's demeanor, he has a sense of humor that a 12-year-old would envy. Maddux is a master of strategically timed nose picking, sidling up to an unsuspecting rookie in the shower and urinating on the kid's leg, and inventing just the right nickname for a teammate with big ears, a prominent schnozz or some other pronounced physical qualities. "

Hyngstrom vindicated! Hairston Jr. alleged cheater!

2007-03-02T20:07:00.000-06:00

Wow, after these years of having to believe Hairston was the better ball player when John was cut to make room for the son of a MLB player, Hyngstrom can now rest easy knowing it was probably the HGH.

Cheers!

The...

2007-03-01T10:37:00.000-06:00

GYRO-ONION!

Dodger Bleu...

2007-02-28T21:07:00.000-06:00

Wow, we knew he bled Dodger blue, but uh, perhaps... It all good, just as long as he's home on time for dinner.

J-Roll has...

2007-02-28T20:27:00.000-06:00

a little bit of Big Hurt in him, eh?

Papi tells it how it is. (a.k.a. no he didn't)

2007-02-22T19:38:00.000-06:00

Papi says-
"I don't remember what Matsuzaka looked like till I saw him this winter," Ortiz said. "I always tell people that everybody looks the same to me in Japan. Which is cool, man."

and when asked how he will tell his two Japanese teammates apart--

"I know there's going to be one pitching every five days and another one coming into the game every day."

Apparently, Papi also believes Matsuzaka owns a diner named Arnold's and runs a car manufacturing plant with Micheal Keaton in the off season.

more GYROBALL...

2007-02-22T16:53:00.000-06:00

I wish I was a wiffle bat wielding scientist.

the Wikipedia defines...

2007-02-22T16:43:00.000-06:00

the GYROBALL.

GYROBALL sighting...

2007-02-22T16:16:00.000-06:00

Seems TeJas Ranger pitcher and as it turns out amatuer pitch inventor C.J. Wilson is taking a stab at the mysterious GYROBALL.

1929 World Series Philadelphia A's vs. Chicago Cubs

2007-02-19T12:56:00.001-06:00

repost

Steve Goodman - Dying Cub Fans Last Request

2007-02-19T12:54:00.001-06:00

Sorry, this is a repost. I guess you can't add labels to You Tube stuff.

If this were a real fantasy league ...

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I could pick this kid first:

1929 World Series Philadelphia A's vs. Chicago Cubs

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This is pretty sweet. And it is worth watching the whole thing to see the fans walk across the field at the end of the game along with great outside the ball park footage.

Steve Goodman - Dying Cub Fans Last Request

2007-02-18T17:47:00.001-06:00

It's time once again to sing the blues.

This years Girl...

2007-02-18T11:33:00.000-06:00

As a Cubs fan, you just grow accustom...

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to starts like this.

Spring is Here!

2007-02-11T14:50:00.001-06:00

Yahoo goes live on February 15th!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-10T21:20:00.000-06:00

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All Hail Your Champion!

2006-11-21T09:17:00.000-06:00

Cirque de Centaur!

2006-10-14T19:38:00.000-06:00

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Don't be sad, blog

2006-05-06T14:57:00.001-06:00

Dear blog,

You are not neglected. We still love you.

Love,
us

The crafty ol' left hander gets, well, older.

2006-04-21T06:04:00.000-06:00

Dutch

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I know this Daulton stuff is all over the place, but if you have yet to see the spiritual turn his life has taken click on some of these links.

Yeah ...

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Available May 18, 2006

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One week into the season...

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and Hawk has declared it the year of the juiced ball.

The Beautiful Zim

2006-04-09T12:40:00.000-06:00

By The Boss. Made with love for The People.

Just One More, Because I Love You All

2006-04-06T21:07:00.000-06:00

A Special Kind of Love

2006-04-06T20:07:00.000-06:00

Good night, Inter Nets.

More Nightmarish Fodder

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to induce a regrettable kind of insomnia click here.

Celebrate!

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And happy 123456 second to everyone!

I spent my only-once-every-13,000-years-or-something moment on the Magical Inter Nets!

How did you celebrate?

Um ...

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Weird baby. Sad and real? click

A Thing For People

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Maybe

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its just the light reflecting off the championship banner, but Buehrle looks like he's been eating with Jenks.

When I miss the playoffs by 1 point...

2006-04-02T16:26:00.000-06:00

I will be appealing to the commissioner with the first week stats of Travis Hafner who I forsee as hitting twelve homers by next Sunday.

Gracie: Retired...

2006-04-01T12:45:00.000-06:00

but still taking swings.

Helton says...

2006-03-11T23:35:00.000-06:00

ditto this for !EYFOREVER!.

WBC coverage...

2006-03-07T18:56:00.000-06:00

i guess, Chan Ho Park struck out Ichiro for the win in the Korea v. Japan game. That sure would have been cool to see.

U.S. (us)

2006-03-07T18:53:00.000-06:00

Im’ watching a tivoed Mexico vs. US, and I got say if the US gets upset early it’s completely because their doing crap like pulling Peavy after 23 pitches. It’s only 23 freaking pitches! Let him at least start the next inning. Oh fuck, now he’s throwing a bullpen.

Marcus G.

2006-03-06T21:19:00.000-06:00

I like him more know that I know the poor guy has had some rough times. Poor devil baby!

I can't believe Korea beat Japan in the world baseball classic. Can you guys believe it? What an upset. I mean, everyone is watching the Tivo-ed games nightly, right? That taps out my baseball knowledge for 2006 because I haven't studied for the draft yet.

And an ex-Cubs hangs 'em up...

2006-02-15T22:27:00.000-06:00

...well yeah, Sammy, but I'm much sadder to see Brooks Kieschnick go. No "sure thing" Cub left fielder has ever pitched so well. Good bye to the two way wonder, somebody call the pen and get Murton warmed up.

This year's girl...

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logo '06.

Prospect Report...

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Setting the bar low for the O's

This from "the Fantasy Baseball Guide 2006", on Eric Patterson (brother of new Oriole Corey): "...drawing an unseemly number of walks for a Patterson."

A Santo for the new year...

2006-02-05T10:53:00.000-06:00

Last year's logo a-go-go...

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A third place team if i've ever seen one

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