Upon finding out Shawon Dunston only received one HOF vote...

Tori Amos hates you face sent me this:

"set the Shawon-O-Meter to heartbroken."

Without a doubt...

my new favorite player.

Poop on Grass.

The Moes highly recommend

Fred Dryer, in their most recent Roto Arcade!

Baseball

That was really hard that the cubs didn't play today-huh?

Happy Birthday Tom!

I'm not sure how one Bartolos...

but the Moes write about it with great anticipation here. When I open my restaurant, I'm going to serve BartoLoins.

Moevalanche!

HERE. and here.

Robo Arcade!

The Moes' new feature, where he chronicles the bloody take over attempt of professional baseball by robots and the resistance that stands against them. Things get real interesting when the robots cut off all new HGH in lines and Selig must make a plea to Bary Bonds for use of his secret stash to keep from losing the war. Oops, sorry, it's "ROTO Arcade" and it is his new fantasy baseball advice column.

What about the voice of Geddy Lee? How did it get so high?

Hey, turns out that's Geddy Lee on bass in the ESPN Kruk Loaf fantasy baseball commercial.

I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?

Let the Year of el Carolina Bison begin!!!

Opening Night.

Moes...

talk tough and tears.

READ about a draft wide conspiracy to stop ME...

...and other fantasy baseball impossibilities, in Moe's newest offering.

Dempster a ninja?

Dempster a liar?

Either way, it appears Henry Blanco and his open hand punches present little threat to Dempster.

Hey, buy Manny's grill.

cheap.

**updated**- Not actually Manny's grill... he's hawking it for a neighbor.

Mo' MOE!

The Moes talk about scary positions.

The Flaming Moes'...

newest creation.

Moe's new gig...

...but does he want to win so badly he would lead the nation astray?

And people were shocked when Alou peed on his hands...

Maddux?

"Maddux? For a guy with a CPA's demeanor, he has a sense of humor that a 12-year-old would envy. Maddux is a master of strategically timed nose picking, sidling up to an unsuspecting rookie in the shower and urinating on the kid's leg, and inventing just the right nickname for a teammate with big ears, a prominent schnozz or some other pronounced physical qualities. "

Hyngstrom vindicated! Hairston Jr. alleged cheater!

Wow, after these years of having to believe Hairston was the better ball player when John was cut to make room for the son of a MLB player, Hyngstrom can now rest easy knowing it was probably the HGH.

Cheers!