i can only assume...

this urinal, just outside of the Cubs' dugout, is where Moises Alou did most of in-season callus building. i imagine due to the unfortunate placement of the spigot, below and off to the left of the urinal, that the grounds crew also have piss tough paws..

the Last Locker of Turnbow!

Among the ghosts of Ruth, Robinson and Clemente we visited today in the visitor's clubhouse of Wrigley Field was the momentary altar of Derrick Turnbow. Released in actuality, here paused a major league baseball player. In my best case childhood fantasies, Turnbow's career most resembles my own. more to come from the walking tour of Wrigley soon.

Happy 25th anniversary!

Anyone who has ever wondered what it's like to bed Jose Canseco needs to read this. Without a doubt, the finest Canseco related words ever scribbled.

Towson Tigers...

get a 3 seed at the NCRHA Nationals 2008. Go Tigers!

It seems two birthday celebrations in a week...

is too many for the Orthodox Caveman setup man, Al Reyes. Careful, terracotta will fuck your shit up. Turns out, that wasn't the hardest he's been hit this month.


**Update** I found an Al Reyes birthday party simulator online!

Some excellent Ozzie...

I saw this movie...

while fighting a fever in Mexico. At the time, i believed it a divine hallucination of Mayan Gods calling me to greatness. I then came to know it as "SANTO & BLUE DEMON VS LOS MONSTRUOS"! Now, i realize there has been a cartoon network show about him, somewhat to my disappointment.

There are so many tremendous and beautiful things in this world we will never see.

And so many of them are named "Santo".

At his own request, Santo was buried in his mask.

A great gift...

for you all!

Some nice wiffle knucklers

Baseball Boogie!

Felix Pie's

Testicular Torsion!

On nightstands all across Germany!

also coming soon to theaters everywhere...

Upon finding out Shawon Dunston only received one HOF vote...

Tori Amos hates you face sent me this:

"set the Shawon-O-Meter to heartbroken."

Without a doubt...

my new favorite player.

Poop on Grass.

The Moes highly recommend

Fred Dryer, in their most recent Roto Arcade!

Baseball

That was really hard that the cubs didn't play today-huh?

Happy Birthday Tom!

I'm not sure how one Bartolos...

but the Moes write about it with great anticipation here. When I open my restaurant, I'm going to serve BartoLoins.