Papi tells it how it is. (a.k.a. no he didn't)

Papi says-
"I don't remember what Matsuzaka looked like till I saw him this winter," Ortiz said. "I always tell people that everybody looks the same to me in Japan. Which is cool, man."

and when asked how he will tell his two Japanese teammates apart--

"I know there's going to be one pitching every five days and another one coming into the game every day."

Apparently, Papi also believes Matsuzaka owns a diner named Arnold's and runs a car manufacturing plant with Micheal Keaton in the off season.