Moes...

talk tough and tears.

READ about a draft wide conspiracy to stop ME...

...and other fantasy baseball impossibilities, in Moe's newest offering.

Dempster a ninja?

Dempster a liar?

Either way, it appears Henry Blanco and his open hand punches present little threat to Dempster.

Hey, buy Manny's grill.

cheap.

**updated**- Not actually Manny's grill... he's hawking it for a neighbor.

Mo' MOE!

The Moes talk about scary positions.

The Flaming Moes'...

newest creation.

Moe's new gig...

...but does he want to win so badly he would lead the nation astray?

And people were shocked when Alou peed on his hands...

Maddux?

"Maddux? For a guy with a CPA's demeanor, he has a sense of humor that a 12-year-old would envy. Maddux is a master of strategically timed nose picking, sidling up to an unsuspecting rookie in the shower and urinating on the kid's leg, and inventing just the right nickname for a teammate with big ears, a prominent schnozz or some other pronounced physical qualities. "

Hyngstrom vindicated! Hairston Jr. alleged cheater!

Wow, after these years of having to believe Hairston was the better ball player when John was cut to make room for the son of a MLB player, Hyngstrom can now rest easy knowing it was probably the HGH.

Cheers!

The...

GYRO-ONION!

Dodger Bleu...

Wow, we knew he bled Dodger blue, but uh, perhaps... It all good, just as long as he's home on time for dinner.

J-Roll has...

a little bit of Big Hurt in him, eh?

Papi tells it how it is. (a.k.a. no he didn't)

Papi says-
"I don't remember what Matsuzaka looked like till I saw him this winter," Ortiz said. "I always tell people that everybody looks the same to me in Japan. Which is cool, man."

and when asked how he will tell his two Japanese teammates apart--

"I know there's going to be one pitching every five days and another one coming into the game every day."

Apparently, Papi also believes Matsuzaka owns a diner named Arnold's and runs a car manufacturing plant with Micheal Keaton in the off season.

more GYROBALL...

I wish I was a wiffle bat wielding scientist.

the Wikipedia defines...

the GYROBALL.

GYROBALL sighting...

Seems TeJas Ranger pitcher and as it turns out amatuer pitch inventor C.J. Wilson is taking a stab at the mysterious GYROBALL.

1929 World Series Philadelphia A's vs. Chicago Cubs

repost

Steve Goodman - Dying Cub Fans Last Request

Sorry, this is a repost. I guess you can't add labels to You Tube stuff.

If this were a real fantasy league ...

I could pick this kid first:

1929 World Series Philadelphia A's vs. Chicago Cubs

This is pretty sweet. And it is worth watching the whole thing to see the fans walk across the field at the end of the game along with great outside the ball park footage.