Moes...

talk tough and tears.

READ about a draft wide conspiracy to stop ME...

...and other fantasy baseball impossibilities, in Moe's newest offering.

Dempster a ninja?

Dempster a liar?

Either way, it appears Henry Blanco and his open hand punches present little threat to Dempster.

Hey, buy Manny's grill.

cheap.

**updated**- Not actually Manny's grill... he's hawking it for a neighbor.

Mo' MOE!

The Moes talk about scary positions.

The Flaming Moes'...

newest creation.

Moe's new gig...

...but does he want to win so badly he would lead the nation astray?

And people were shocked when Alou peed on his hands...

Maddux?

"Maddux? For a guy with a CPA's demeanor, he has a sense of humor that a 12-year-old would envy. Maddux is a master of strategically timed nose picking, sidling up to an unsuspecting rookie in the shower and urinating on the kid's leg, and inventing just the right nickname for a teammate with big ears, a prominent schnozz or some other pronounced physical qualities. "

Hyngstrom vindicated! Hairston Jr. alleged cheater!

Wow, after these years of having to believe Hairston was the better ball player when John was cut to make room for the son of a MLB player, Hyngstrom can now rest easy knowing it was probably the HGH.

Cheers!

The...

GYRO-ONION!