Happy 25th anniversary!

Anyone who has ever wondered what it's like to bed Jose Canseco needs to read this. Without a doubt, the finest Canseco related words ever scribbled.

Towson Tigers...

get a 3 seed at the NCRHA Nationals 2008. Go Tigers!

It seems two birthday celebrations in a week...

is too many for the Orthodox Caveman setup man, Al Reyes. Careful, terracotta will fuck your shit up. Turns out, that wasn't the hardest he's been hit this month.


**Update** I found an Al Reyes birthday party simulator online!

Some excellent Ozzie...

I saw this movie...

while fighting a fever in Mexico. At the time, i believed it a divine hallucination of Mayan Gods calling me to greatness. I then came to know it as "SANTO & BLUE DEMON VS LOS MONSTRUOS"! Now, i realize there has been a cartoon network show about him, somewhat to my disappointment.

There are so many tremendous and beautiful things in this world we will never see.

And so many of them are named "Santo".

At his own request, Santo was buried in his mask.